Celebrity Name Fan Gifts

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Ringo Starr

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Hollywood or bust!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Elton John

Peter Gabriel

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

Antonio Banderas

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Stephen Fry

Dog Formerly Known as Prince