Internet Fame Gifts

"She's all over YouTube."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The power of the blog.

As Seen On TV

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I take offense, therefore I am."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"Say something viral."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Johnny Cashpoint.

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."