Internet Fame T-Shirts

"She's all over YouTube."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The power of the blog.

'Something that'll get me googled,'

As Seen On TV

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Media Whore Raceway.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Virgil van Dijk

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"I take offense, therefore I am."

"Say something viral."

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Johnny Cashpoint.

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"That's been viewed four times already."