Internet Fame Seeker Gifts

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"Say something viral."

"We're video stars with millions of hits. So where are the cat food endorsements?"

"She's all over YouTube."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I've decided to have a kid."

The changing times of 'fame'.

"These are my windscreen credits."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Selfie Man

Leonardo DiCaprio

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Media Whore Raceway.

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'I've received celebrity status!'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

Showbiz is tough

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

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