Quick Fame Seeker Gifts

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I've decided to have a kid."

As Seen On TV

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

Signing cage.

The changing times of 'fame'.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Leonardo DiCaprio

Media Whore Raceway.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Selfie Man

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you