Notoriety Seeker Gifts

"You're not under a deluge of social media abuse? Wow. You must be losing your relevance!"

Likes: $2.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"She's all over YouTube."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"