Notoriety Seeker Gifts

"You're not under a deluge of social media abuse? Wow. You must be losing your relevance!"

Likes: $2.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"She's all over YouTube."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Get me public relations!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"