Aspiring Fame Seeker Gifts

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Restraining orders from the stars.

As Seen On TV

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I've decided to have a kid."

The changing times of 'fame'.

Media Whore Raceway.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Selfie Man

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.