Aspiring Fame Seeker Gifts

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"I've decided to have a kid."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

As Seen On TV

The changing times of 'fame'.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Leonardo DiCaprio

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

Selfie Man

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'