Stardom Seeker Gifts

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

'He just sits there all the time in the hope that Mariah Carey might pop in.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Eva Mendez

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Restraining orders from the stars.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Dog picturing himself on stage.

The changing times of 'fame'.

Media Whore Raceway.