Stardom Seeker Pillows

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I've decided to have a kid."

Restraining orders from the stars.

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Fan-Centric Stadium

As Seen On TV

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Dog picturing himself on stage.

The changing times of 'fame'.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Five minutes, General."

Media Whore Raceway.

Selfie Man