Pursuing Fame Pillows

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"She's all over YouTube."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Restraining orders from the stars.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Signing cage.

The changing times of 'fame'.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Media Whore Raceway.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you