Achieving Fame Pillows

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"She's all over YouTube."

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"I've decided to have a kid."

As Seen On TV

The changing times of 'fame'.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Selfie Man

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Media Whore Raceway.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'