Fan Of Fame And Stardom Pillows

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Hollywood or bust!

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'