Fame Fanatics Pillows

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

Street vendor selling 'Maps to stars' stalkers'.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Jack Gleeson

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

Henrik Ibsen,

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

John Laurie

Medieval King

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Vannamania

Jeffrey Tambor

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"