Celebrity Fanatic Pillows

'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

Celebrity Accountant

"Would you sign this for me?"

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I can't maintain eye contact with Katie Couric!'

BEZ.

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

Ron Perlman

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Leo McKern

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."