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'Tweeting inappropriate pictures of yourself could ruin your financial future.'

Celebrity Accountant

"Would you sign this for me?"

Justin Bieber

Nicole Kidman

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I can't maintain eye contact with Katie Couric!'

BEZ.

Tom Jones

'Changing your name to David Beckham still wont make me fancy you Brian.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Bradley Cooper

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

Ron Perlman

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Leo McKern

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Viggo Mortensen

Hollywood or bust!

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."