Fame Fanatic T-Shirts

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Welcome to Celebrity Fit Club, where all the fat lost is donated to building a clone of me so I can swan off and top up my tan.

"Wow! Look! Somebody who isn't a celebrity."

"One time I got groomed right beside Lassie. That was my brush with fame"

Career Options

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Do you mind when people keep pestering you for your autograph?'

Celebrity Books.

Celebrity Relate - 'Splitting up would be excellent for your careers!'

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

Old Star-Struck National Park

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Hollywood producer.

Cinemuck

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."