Fame Fanatic Mugs

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Welcome to Celebrity Fit Club, where all the fat lost is donated to building a clone of me so I can swan off and top up my tan.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Wow! Look! Somebody who isn't a celebrity."

"One time I got groomed right beside Lassie. That was my brush with fame"

Career Options

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Do you mind when people keep pestering you for your autograph?'

George Michael In The Toilet.

Celebrity Books.

Celebrity Relate - 'Splitting up would be excellent for your careers!'

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

Old Star-Struck National Park

"He's so needy. He binge watches his YouTube LIKES."

James Polmonty: Social Media Famous

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

Jack Gleeson

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant slug attacks a city

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"