Famous People Fanatic Pillows

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Sales

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Otto von Bismarck

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"Those who can can, dance."

"Is there a God?"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."