Internet Fame Fan Pillows

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Tinder

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Celebrity Books.

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Facebook 33 A.D.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

"Say something viral."