Internet Fame Seeker Pillows

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"Say something viral."

"She's all over YouTube."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The changing times of 'fame'.

Selfie Man

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Media Whore Raceway.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'I've received celebrity status!'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

Showbiz is tough

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.