Viral Fame Seeker Pillows

"That stupid selfie you took with that shark went viral. I hope it was worth it."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"She's all over YouTube."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

As Seen On TV

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Restraining orders from the stars.

"I've decided to have a kid."

The changing times of 'fame'.

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Media Whore Raceway.

"These are my windscreen credits."

Selfie Man

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'