Internet Fame Chasers Pillows

"She's all over YouTube."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

As Seen On TV

"I've decided to have a kid."

The changing times of 'fame'.

Signing cage.

Media Whore Raceway.

"These are my windscreen credits."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Selfie Man

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.