Fame Chasers Pillows

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Clown Skis.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'The sty is falling!!'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Frank Zappa

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I've decided to have a kid."

As Seen On TV

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?