Fame Chasers Pillows

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Clown Skis.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Skinhead guppy.

As Seen On TV

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I've decided to have a kid."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"