Comedy Chasers Pillows

'Officer, my name is Wilber Robin$son and I'd like to report a trespassing dollar sign.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

When clowns are hunting.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Clown Skis.