Starry Comedy Chasers Pillows

"I think that I've discovered the first comet with a pony tail."

Out To Lurch

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

School holidays

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Frankie and Annette.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'I was warned about online dating.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"I liked the couch better where it was."