Starry Comedy Chasers Prints

"I think that I've discovered the first comet with a pony tail."

Out To Lurch

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'The sty is falling!!'

School holidays

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

Frankie and Annette.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'I was warned about online dating.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

Robert Smith

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

"I liked the couch better where it was."