Climate Comedy Chaser Prints

'Weird weather.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Clown Skis.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

US Winter Weather Map.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica