Climate Comedians Prints

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

'The good news is: Any chance of hell freezing over has been minimized by global warming.'

'He's running a high fever.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

igloo smoking zone...

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'