Climate Comedians Gifts

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

'The good news is: Any chance of hell freezing over has been minimized by global warming.'

'He's running a high fever.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

"I dunno. Have you been watering them?"

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

igloo smoking zone...

'Unusual weather for June'