Cool Climate Comedians Prints

'They have an excellent frozen food section, but not much of anything else.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

US Winter Weather Map.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

My tail's cold.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Uninhabital USA.

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.