Climate Comedy Chaser Gifts

'Weird weather.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Minnesota Weather.

US Winter Weather Map.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

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