Climate Chuckle Seeker Gifts

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Keyboard in Heaven

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Sub-Zero Gravity

Old man learning to ice skate

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

A cactus growing on an igloo

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Ha! Take that, all you doomsayers! Where's my sunscreen? We find hope in the littlest moments.

Ethical Bank Raid

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

Warm Gloves

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

Frozen Farts.

'It's not you Frank, it's this darn global warming!'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'