Climate Chuckle Seeker Pillows

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Keyboard in Heaven

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Old man learning to ice skate

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

A cactus growing on an igloo

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

Ethical Bank Raid

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."

Warm Gloves

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

Frozen Farts.

'It's not you Frank, it's this darn global warming!'

"Right now it's totally clear and sunny out. Hey! No fair lookin' out the window!"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'