Climate Chucklers Gifts

Noah's Ark - "I'm staying put, a bit of rain never hurt anyone."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Minnesota Weather.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

US Winter Weather Map.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

'They come down here to smoke.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'