Cold Climate Chuckler Gifts

Frozen Farts.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Global Warming Penguin

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

Old man learning to ice skate

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"