Cold Climate Joker Gifts

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Sorry Ma'am, we do not sell fresh produce, only frozen...'

"Just a little off the top."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"I love this time of year."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Global Warming Penguin

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Pull My Finger

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'Pa, we got gyped on those Holsteins - It's raining and their spots are running!'

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

Main St Ottowa

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.