Cold Climate Buff Gifts

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I love this time of year."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'How was your holiday?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

igloo smoking zone...

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'California: Here I come!'

"Three, please. Any color."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Global Warming Penguin

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'