Cold Climate Buff T-Shirts

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

'How was your holiday?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'California: Here I come!'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"Three, please. Any color."

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Global Warming Penguin

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Raining cats and dogs.