Weather Buff T-Shirts

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Hey, do you sell flood insurance?'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

"The groundhog saw your shadow, idiot. This'll probably bring on the Ice Age."

Man: 'Hey Barney,QUICK,get up here and check out this storm! There's BASEBALLS the SIZE of hail!'

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

Mother Nature 101

Raining cats and dogs.

'How are the greens today?' - 'A little slow perhaps!'

Meteorology Office. Rain. When you think about it, "downpour" is a somewhat redundant term.

The plein air painters of Kansas

The frozen smartphone

Eskimo Grandfathers

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

"I'm not sure how this will affect out annual prediction concerning winter. . . but our Groundhog is frozen solid!"

'The weather on the TV is not looking good.'

Unfortunately, Tingook had performed the iceberg dance by mistake.

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"I couldn't understand how lightning worked, until it suddenly hit me like a bolt out of the blue. . ."

"Hey! That's the car's antenna!"

'Typhoon and hurricane what's the difference?'

Now do you believe in global warming ?

'Noah! I have got another job for you can you nip down to the British Isles, and do your stuff.'

'Looks like the sun'll come out tomorrow.'

'So leave those blankets off folks, because it looks like another scorcher tomorrow.'

'I can always tell when it's about to rain because my toes act up.'

A Blizard (a blizzard in the form of a lizard).

Guide to Cloud Types

"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."

"My name is Bolverk. I hail from wherever it's cold."

"Looks like we're going to have an Indian summer."

'Wasn't I lucky to have brought my umbrella?'

Melting, please help...

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"