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I got my hunter, my guthook skinner, my folding lockback, my hatchet and saw. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Consider yourself chased."

Natural selection.

'Researching the opossum article.'

tiger strangling snakes

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Odorant

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."