Western Buff T-Shirts

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

'Pranks of the Wild West'

The clowns are coming!

"Chief say your cheque is in the Pony Express"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Let's scoot."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."