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"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Doing the Right Thing

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Four cowboys playing cards.

Mean Sheriff.

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Man with no username.

'You're awfy easily provoked, are you no?' 'Them's fightin' words!'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I'm here as the field coordinator for the expanded regulatory authority...so, yeah, there's a new sheriff in town."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"You're sitting in my place!"

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

Slug cowboys

"They appear to be opting for the circled-wagons defense."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

"We've decided to try role-swapping."