Western Film Buff T-Shirts

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'You must be the new guy around here.'

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Pony Express

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

A Fistful of Doners "Okay Hombre...I'm gonna eat this kebab...reeeal slow...

John Wayne

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

Andy, the literal cowboy.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."

Clint Eastwood

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

A Texan pointing a revolver at his own head

Out To Lynch

Uke Free Zone

"Who was that masked man?"

"You still think it's a good idea to engage with our followers?"

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

'OK fellows, I confess: I'm a horse thief but I stole watches, not other horses!'

"Your stomach keeps growlin', Zeke!"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Did you know these beans have zero Trans Fats?!'

'I can deal with the giant foam cowboy hat, But how do you expect to fire your six-shooter with that thing'

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

Cowboy

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

Jens Stoltenberg