Western Film Buff Prints

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'You must be the new guy around here.'

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A Fistful of Doners "Okay Hombre...I'm gonna eat this kebab...reeeal slow...

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

Pony Express

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

Andy, the literal cowboy.

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."

Jens Stoltenberg

Cowboy

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'I can deal with the giant foam cowboy hat, But how do you expect to fire your six-shooter with that thing'

'Did you know these beans have zero Trans Fats?!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'OK fellows, I confess: I'm a horse thief but I stole watches, not other horses!'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'This seems like a good time to ask for a raise.'

'Yes, I know you're not wearing a gun. That's why I'm calling on you to draw!'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You need glasses, Roy."

"You still think it's a good idea to engage with our followers?"

Out To Lynch

Uke Free Zone

"Who was that masked man?"