Western Movie Buff Gifts

"You laughing at my mule?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Doing the Right Thing

The Old West

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

Mean Sheriff.

'Ever ride before?'

Four cowboys playing cards.

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."

'You're awfy easily provoked, are you no?' 'Them's fightin' words!'

"You're letting them hang you in that?"

Man with no username.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"We've decided to try role-swapping."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

"You're sitting in my place!"

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I'm here as the field coordinator for the expanded regulatory authority...so, yeah, there's a new sheriff in town."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."