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Of Mice and Men.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

Theorbo

Giant slug attacks a city

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"Scotch and water musick."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

The Final Selfie

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Knights of the Square Table.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

Planner at work.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...