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Planner at work.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

Theorbo

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

A Macaroni in 1772

Several generations live together in Cuba

Missing You.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Of Mice and Men.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Verbal Orders

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"