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'He's in charge of shredding documents.'

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

'Is the fire included?'

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

'It's my new anti-theft device. -I call it 'The Club'.'

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

'I found it!'

"Great. Looks like he's ready to roll out another new product."

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"You've got one of my dresses on again."

Everyone tried their best to ignore the dinosaur.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'Well, the wheel was easy, but I have no idea how to invent seat belts.'

'Yech! I think that new software gave me a virus!'

'It's my latest invention...I call it 'foreplay'!'

Dinosaur

'They've mastered fire, taken over the good caves and made weapons out of sticks: To think that we were dismissing them as harmless apes...'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

'This was the house Jackoog was building when he went hunt-gathering and never came back.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm TIRED of natural foods."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm