Prehistoric Life Buff T-Shirts

Wow, well done. You sure scared me. You should pat yourself on the back. Oh, right. The Sarcastisaurus was soon extinct.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."