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"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'